Monday, March 29, 2010

New Moon according to Greg

H: So what did you think?

G: Wow, that was a lot better than the first one.

H: Oh yeah?

G: Yeah, the directing was WAY better. Which one did you like better?

H: I think I like them about the same for different reasons. I like them both. So...are you team Edward or team Jacob?

G: I don't think I want to answer that question.

H: Do you have an answer?

G: Well, If I had to pick one I would pick team Jacob because the wolves are kind of like good ol' boys hanging out in their jean shorts and white sneakers. Also, I'd rather hang out at Grandma's cabin with moss on the front and eat a giant Perkin's muffin than hang out with a bunch of pale people in a Frank Lloyd Wright house.

10 comments:

Rachel said...

I love it!! That sounds just like Derek. Except he admired the fight scenes instead of the directing...

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Mim said...

Too Funny! I don't think I can convince Rob to watch it with me. Even though I keep telling him it's better than the first one.

Heather McKeon said...

Hilarious! And as you know Mark secretly admitted that he was Team Jacob too.

KQ said...

Agreed.

Rich said...

haha - I just watched this the other day. I was surprised that they were able to capture the boring, self defeating, and painful over-emoting of the book. But, they captured it perfectly!

Other than Kristen Stewart's straight portrayal of Bella, I really enjoyed most of the movie.

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Unknown said...

One of our beehives made me laugh so hard. After she watched it, she told me "I got bored half-way through because it was just a big face and then another close up of a face, then another face and then another big face." lol!

Laura Crenshaw Chabo said...

Hilarious! Travis is team Jacob too, but it's because they're his 'brothers'. (you know cause he's native american). so I said that he could root for the vampires because Carlile is a doctor and he said that was even more reason not to like them. (you know cause he's a nurse) Boys are silly. :)

Greg said...

Bah-hahaha!!
My Greg is team Edward. But I think it's only because I made him read the books (he only made it halfway through the 3rd) and you can't help but be convinced subliminally to be on Edwards side with all the "Edward is so perfect" talk Bella does.

Oh the things our sweet husbands do for us!!