Some recent funnies

I was with the kids in the grocery store and Parker kept walking RIGHT in front of the cart despite my asking him several times to please not walk in front of the cart.

Finally, I said: Parker, If you do that one more time, I don't know if we are going to be able to have movie night tonight because you aren't listening very well.

Parker: "Ohhh, Mom, I was just pretending that I was Superman and that I had to stop the train."




Meadow and I were walking around a lake near our house and we saw a lady that was walking a Dalmation.

Meadow: "Look Mom, It's a cow dog!!"