After the evening bed time story:
Parker: Dad, all of my teachers at school are turning into Zombies
Greg: Parker, there is no such thing as a Zombie. Zombies aren't real.
Parker: What are Zombies? What do they look like?
The other day, catching Meadow in a mood:
Mom: I love you Meadow
Meadow: Don't say that Mom.
Mom: Why Not!? I do love you.
Meadow: Mom! Talk nice!